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The Jolly Poacher Retreat

9.1/ 10Excellent
·Bed and breakfasts
Offsite parking discounted rates availableAir conditioningSwimming poolFamily roomsBBQ facilitiesSoundproof roomsAll 70 facilities +
Review
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Guest scores & sentiment

From 80 guest reviews · multi-source · as of 2026-07-21

Guests consistently praise the tranquil garden setting, meticulously themed hunting/fishing cottages, and spotless comfort. Hosts Dave and Helen receive outstanding remarks for warmth and hospitality, especially the delivered breakfast featuring homemade preserves and fresh eggs. Minor drawbacks include limited kitchen facilities, occasional requests for softer towels or bathroom night lights, and rare isolated concerns regarding privacy and pet policies.

Dimension scores · cross-source

Rooms10.0
Service9.9
Cleanliness9.9
Location9.8
Facilities9.8
Surroundings9.8
Value9.7
Wi-Fi9.5
PraisedExcellent breakfast · Beautiful location/garden · Attention to detail · Warm welcome
ComplaintsRude staff attitude · Musty smell · Limited kitchen facilities (microwave & BBQ only) · Missing small amenities (teapot, night light, fresh fruit)

KEYIdeal for travelers seeking tranquility, themed charm, and excellent hospitality near wineries or the ferry. Guests needing full kitchen facilities or specific room amenities should inquire beforehand.

FAQ · grounded in hotel data & reviews

locationHow is the location and what is nearby?
Rated 9.8/10 for its tranquil, convenient setting near wineries and beautiful nature.
diningWhat is included in the breakfast?
Highly rated delivered breakfast featuring homemade jams and fresh eggs, reflecting a 9.9 service score.
coupleIs this hotel suitable for couples?
Highly suitable; 65% of couples praise the tranquil garden, themed decor, and comfortable beds.
roomWhat are the pros and cons of the rooms?
Pros: Themed decor, comfy beds, great showers. Cons: Limited kitchen (microwave only), some find towels hard or lack night lights.
serviceHow is the host's service?
Hosts Dave and Helen are highly praised for warmth, local tips, and delivering breakfast (Service score: 9.9/10).
facilityWhat leisure facilities are available?
Features a sparkling salt-water pool, free bikes, garden, BBQ area, and darts. Facilities score: 9.8/10.
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